That and telling random insignificant pharmacy techs 'no' when... well, never mind, I won't finish that sentence. In the last episode of...

I was about to craft an Instagram post about not breaking. I looked at this picture of myself -- almost 50 years old and not cracking. ...

That name has floated through my head many times over the past thirty plus years. Tom Stevens. It doesn’t hurt when I think of his name....

Not Bitter. Just Petty. The Podcast Five months. Five continents. Five thousand downloads. Drops mic. What a hell of an emotional roller...

“Let me divorce you real quick so I can be a better father to them and a better friend to you.” “I’ve been wanting to fuck every woman...

Our servant [David] has been keeping his father’s sheep. When a lion or a bear came and carried off a sheep from the flock, I went after...

Oh my gosh I said it.  And let me add that you can’t celebrate Beyoncé if you don’t celebrate Tina Knowles, Hillary Clinton, Will...

What’s your name? What do you call the person to whom you gave birth? Who is the person that you call when you’re in trouble? Is it a...

I can't wait to fall in love. That is all.

When you read this post, make sure you are playing Beyonce's Don't Hurt Yourself. That's been the soundtrack of my life for a minute....

My friends have mixed feelings about the name of this podcast. Some who share my sense of sarcasm think it’s hilarious.  They know I’m...

I pressed send. Then I waited. And I waited. Then three moving dots appeared. I waited. The dots disappeared. They reappeared. Then I...

I thought my husband was so sexy. I told him often that I loved his legs and I loved his shoulders and the back of his arms. I loved...

About a year ago, I was recovering from surgery. My new body was on point. You hear me? On. Point. I walked into a grocery store and a...

What comes to mind when you think of that word? I see blood. I see a cold killer waiting in the shadows. I see evil personified crafting...

This morning, I didn’t want to get up. I was tired, and I had a plan to meet my neighbor Kevin. He is a retired Lieutenant Colonel. I...

He said, "I never loved you." He also said, "I love you, Ree Ree, Don't leave me." He said, my mother just wants me all to herself....

Watching the movie Uncorked, I found myself sad when the family matriarch dies of cancer. Although it’s only a movie, you can feel the...

Can someone teach me how to use Photoshop so I can insert his name for dish, and Manrique's Wife's name for spoon? Please and thank you.

My baby Brooke says she is my secretary. Her payment is flaming hot Funyons and cashew nuts. She doesn’t do any specific job (she really...