Running from Crazy, Part One
I recently read an article about Kanye West. Written by Atahabih Germainmm, the article's title, ‘It’s Just the Ultimate Final Cutoff’:...
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Doretea Burton
- Mar 2, 2021
- 2 min
Safe Sex Saves Money
That and telling random insignificant pharmacy techs 'no' when... well, never mind, I won't finish that sentence. In the last episode of...
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Doretea Burton
- Feb 20, 2021
- 1 min
Normalize Brokenness
I was about to craft an Instagram post about not breaking. I looked at this picture of myself -- almost 50 years old and not cracking. ...
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Doretea Burton
- Feb 2, 2021
- 4 min
Tom Stevens
That name has floated through my head many times over the past thirty plus years. Tom Stevens. It doesn’t hurt when I think of his name....
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Doretea Burton
- Dec 11, 2020
- 2 min
Today is 5/5/5000
Not Bitter. Just Petty. The Podcast Five months. Five continents. Five thousand downloads. Drops mic. What a hell of an emotional roller...
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Doretea Burton
- Dec 4, 2020
- 3 min
Strong Women: Redefined
“Let me divorce you real quick so I can be a better father to them and a better friend to you.” “I’ve been wanting to fuck every woman...
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Doretea Burton
- Sep 8, 2020
- 3 min
King David
Our servant [David] has been keeping his father’s sheep. When a lion or a bear came and carried off a sheep from the flock, I went after...
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Doretea Burton
- Aug 31, 2020
- 4 min
You Can’t Celebrate Beyoncé If You Don’t Celebrate Aventer
Oh my gosh I said it. And let me add that you can’t celebrate Beyoncé if you don’t celebrate Tina Knowles, Hillary Clinton, Will...
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Doretea Burton
- Aug 23, 2020
- 2 min
What’s in a name?
What’s your name? What do you call the person to whom you gave birth? Who is the person that you call when you’re in trouble? Is it a...
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Doretea Burton
- Jun 23, 2020
- 2 min
Six Nuts and a Dream House
When you read this post, make sure you are playing Beyonce's Don't Hurt Yourself. That's been the soundtrack of my life for a minute....
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Doretea Burton
- Jun 16, 2020
- 3 min
Not Bitter. Just Petty.
My friends have mixed feelings about the name of this podcast. Some who share my sense of sarcasm think it’s hilarious. They know I’m...
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Doretea Burton
- Jun 9, 2020
- 1 min
Except One
I pressed send. Then I waited. And I waited. Then three moving dots appeared. I waited. The dots disappeared. They reappeared. Then I...
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Doretea Burton
- Jun 2, 2020
- 3 min
Precious Stones
I thought my husband was so sexy. I told him often that I loved his legs and I loved his shoulders and the back of his arms. I loved...
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Doretea Burton
- May 26, 2020
- 3 min
Take A Sexy Selfie
About a year ago, I was recovering from surgery. My new body was on point. You hear me? On. Point. I walked into a grocery store and a...
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Doretea Burton
- May 19, 2020
- 2 min
Murder Mystery
What comes to mind when you think of that word? I see blood. I see a cold killer waiting in the shadows. I see evil personified crafting...
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Doretea Burton
- May 19, 2020
- 3 min
Today is the perfect day
This morning, I didn’t want to get up. I was tired, and I had a plan to meet my neighbor Kevin. He is a retired Lieutenant Colonel. I...
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Doretea Burton
- May 12, 2020
- 1 min
That's What He Said
He said, "I never loved you." He also said, "I love you, Ree Ree, Don't leave me." He said, my mother just wants me all to herself....
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Doretea Burton
- May 5, 2020
- 1 min
No One Will Mourn My Death
Watching the movie Uncorked, I found myself sad when the family matriarch dies of cancer. Although it’s only a movie, you can feel the...
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Doretea Burton
- May 1, 2020
- 1 min
IT Help Desk, Please.
Can someone teach me how to use Photoshop so I can insert his name for dish, and Manrique's Wife's name for spoon? Please and thank you.
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